Top 10 Reasons I started Skydiving

TF#20 (aka TFC 10) Wendy

Top 10 Reasons I started Skydiving:

10) Guys dig scars. I wanted scars. Now I have scars, just not from skydiving. Go figure.

9) I have nowhere else to wear 3/4 of my wardrobe.

8) You'll only believe #9 if you believe I have a wardrobe.

7) I wanted to find a place where I could trust that my daughters would receive the proper adult supervision (duct tape), occasional guidance from authority figures other than myself ("Hey little girl, want to play with my hackey?") in an enrichening environment that is conducive to their mental growth ("Hey sis -- isn't that Mommy running naked with scissors over the fire again?").

6) Frankly, I just wasn't feeling "fresh" and thought I could use a little airing out.

5) The sound a bottle makes when you blow over it is the coolest thing I've ever heard.

4) I wanted to see the wind-stretch phenomenon in the male jumper species for myself. Up close.

3) Planes vibrate.

2) After the sex change operation I didn't have quite enough money left for boobs (but just enough for a rig) so I thought "What the hell? Show some balls and go skydive instead. Wait. Where's my balls?"


	1) I like the idea of my friends having to turn and run like hell away from me after 60 seconds of play time.Makes me feel powerful! Reminds me of the good old days when I was a drunken teenager with 1/4 sticks of dynamite, cats and mailboxes. Or more recent days with 1/4 sticks and Buicks.......